This has got to be one for the books. One that I may regret posting but it’s just too funny not to share. The girls have found my lingerie drawer. They’re trying stuff on. I told them they were my other nightgowns. Emma found an *ahem* nurse outfit and *loved it*. I looked up to see in her in it and chanted “this is not happening” to myself.
Emma: Mommy, I didn’t know you used to be a nurse! Why didn’t you tell me?
I was going to ignore her but I imagined her saying Did you know my Mommy used to be a nurse!? to be father in law and decided to somehow explain.
Me: I wasn’t a nurse. I just…
Emma: dress up?
Emma: Oh, I know! You wore that for Halloween!
Me: No, um…
Emma: Oh I know, you used to dress up like a nurse when you were a little girl.
Emma: Oh, I *love* this red dress
Lexi: Oh, man, this one is showing my boobs!
Emma, holding up an untied th*ng: Mommy, what is this?!
Me: Uh, not sure
Emma: I think it goes on your head.
Oh my word, this is hilarious!