Scott , another trooper and a guy who the other trooper knew who had been in a wreck sat around talking about their beloved dogs after the wreck last night. The guy, who Scott described as a big ‘ol country guy said he recently came home to find his dog out in the cold. Mad as could be, he went in the house, took off his pants and threw them at his wife’s chest. He said, “Put these on.” She said, “I can’t wear those.” He said, “That’s right, I wear the pants in this house.” She quickly took her pants off, then her panties and threw her panties at his chest and said, “Put these on!” He said, “I can’t get into those.” She said, “I know and unless your attitude changes you won’t be any time soon.”