There are so many firsts that mothers love to witness but I’m not sure I ever prepared myself for the fact that I would witness my child’s first wedgie. Yes, I said it and I’m not even sure I spelled it right.
We were in the pool and Lexi’s bathing suit apparently got pulled up and stuck on one side. And I guess she didn’t realize her butt actually had a crack in it (sorry for the description but there’s really no ladylike way to say that) so she looks up with a very distressed look on her face and says:
My hiney’s broke!