Crap.

I can’t sing. 

I thought I could sing a little bit, but no. 

I can’t sing. 

Before I went to a two hour practice tonight with the band, I recorded myself and listened to it to make sure I wasn’t going to make a complete fool out of myself tonight or at youth tomorrow. 

And guess what??

I AM GOING TO MAKE A COMPLETE FOOL OF MYSELF.

It’s bad.  Really bad.  Like American Idol reject, show it in the first few episodes of the season bad.

What am I going to do??  I have practice in less than two hours now and am expected to sing.  I’m so depressed.  Why have people let me sing in the choir for the past 10 years?!?  I even asked Scott and he said with a smirk and a little laugh, it’s ok.  AHH!!  Why are you letting your wife get in front of 50 people and siiinnngg?!

Let me tell you, this is going to give a whole new meaning to the phrase “Jesus Freak”.  Lord, help us all.  Seriously.