I’m not a huge fan of email forwards but every once in awhile one makes me crack up.
IDIOT SIGHTING : I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn’t understand why her system would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING : When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealers shop to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know – I already got that side."