Scott and I went to visit our elderly neighbor in the hospital today. We asked her what they found out about him and she says:
“We think it was the medicine they gave him. It made him very erotic. Thank goodness that’s over.”
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Emma: I need to think of one. Daddy, haven’t you thunk-a-one yet?
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Emma walking down the aisle at Lowe’s: A good camper should be a good host.
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Emma: Mommy, will you [insert something she asked me to do while I was doing something else]
Me: Emma, I will. I can only do so much.
Emma: Nuh-uh. You can only do one thing at a time. You only have two hands.