This is a first for me to participate in Not Me! Mondays. And I’m going to be as honest as possible here about what I DIDN’T do. Heather, you might have to close your eyes 😉
- I certainly did not NOT shower on Saturday.
- I did NOT drink coffee for breakfast and then have a banana split for dinner.
- I was NOT late for church on Sunday because we went to the gas station to get everyone breakfast.
- We did NOT get cookies and a cheese danish for breakfast.
- I was NOT excited when my kids asked me to spend the night with their cousin last night.
- I did NOT go and see Twilight for the 4th time last night.
- I did NOT eat a lousy pizza at the theater for dinner.
- I did NOT exchange sex for a delivered white mocha this morning. Sex should NEVER be used for that.
- I did NOT sleep in until 10 this morning.
- I did NOT dance down my hallway this morning to Pop Champagne by Ron Brownz
Wow, I feel so much better…
I certainly did not enjoy this post.
Nope, not me.
Not one little bit.
I would never go a whole day without showering.
And I most certainly would never go see Twilight four times. (jealous)
I would never exchange sex for anything….especially not sleep or hot drinks!
So glad you did not do any of those things…whew!
Wendi’s last blog post..The part where I forgot my Anniversary!
you’re right…MY EYES, MY EYES!!
I did NOT find this hilarious.
I also did NOT recently see Twilight for the 5th time, I did NOT eat Valentine’s candy early, and I did NOT promise sex if my husband was nice to the guy my girlfriend likes.
EDW’s last blog post..The girl can’t help it
Amy, I cannot tell you how much I needed this laugh today. Thank you!
I am NOT glad you guys posted a comment 🙂
I would toooootally exchange sex for a tasty beverage, as long as Dawg was the recipient of said sex. 😀
Poppy’s last blog post..You should have more sex.
thanks for the laugh….I peed in my pants just alittle bit 😉
I REALLY think you should go see Twilight. You might be missing out… ; )