Emma: Mom, why does that yard have a Beware of Dog sign?
Me: Probably because they have a dog that bites.
*silence*
Lexi: Why does the dog fight?
*silence*
Me: BITES, Lexi. Not fight. They have a dog that BITES.
*silence*
Lexi: Then why do they have a frog?
*silence* … and then laughter when we realize she thought I said they have a “frog that fights”
Fighting Frogs. Scary indeed.