Archives for 2011

“Mom, Tucker peed!”

The winner is Claire! Congrats, Claire!

I haven’t yet done a full review on The Help but it is by far my favorite novel of the year.  The storyline was unique, the characters and setting were rich, the dialogue brilliant.  I am a little more than ecstatic that we are going to a screening of the movie next Monday.  It’s actually our 13th wedding anniversary and I signed us RIGHT UP for the tickets when I got the email because I just know it’s going to be a fantastic way to spend the evening.

Today I have an awesome opportunity to give Y”ALL some good stuff!  Here’s what’s included:

– THE HELP t-shirt in adult female sizes of S, M, L, XL

– THE HELP pocket jotter & pen

– THE HELP fan

– THE HELP nail file/mirror

If you’d like to win this, just leave a comment telling me your favorite character of the book.  Or if you haven’t seen it, your favorite Southern dish.  I’ll be closing the giveaway next Wednesday.  If you haven’t seen a trailer yet, check it out below.

I’m just going to be honest.  Today is one of those days I wish I were in the office.  The dog woke me up after climbing over a fence he wasn’t supposed to climb over.  I had to feed 3 little girls breakfast quickly before logging in.  Things weren’t going well for work.  I had 5 hours worth of conference calls.  I was making glasses of chocolate milk and ice water hourly while watching the already towering stack of dishes grow.  I supervised play doh, Barbie time, face paint, dress up and swim time all while doing this.  Did I mention I didn’t get dressed for the day until lunch time?  It’s just one of those horrendously busy work-at-home days that I just happened to also be a day I didn’t have a sitter and I can’t help but look forward to tomorrow’s day at the office. 

We know the truth of the matter is I’d rather have an awful day at home than have to go in the office but whew.  These days can knock a girl out.

My answer may surprise you given that I asked the question of Twitter and Facebook and am now blogging my answer. My love for the Internet knows no strangers.

Here are the rules we formulated:

-No taxes are taken out.
-You would not or could not connect to the Internet again. As in, the stakes would be too high for you to do it (like an awful death) or you would be rendered incapable by some technology that does not currently exist.
-You would be able to continue your work-related Internet-required tasks. As in, I search Google often for programming -tips. I would be able to do that but could not, say, take a break at work and check my bank account.

My short answer: yes, I would do it. Send me the check, I’m out.

For sure, it would be HARD.

But my first reaction is come we were doing this less than 15 years ago! I fully remember the days of calling to get directions, checking the weather on the guide channel, looking in the phone book for a number, mailing checks for your bills, talking on the phone to friends and family to get updates.

But I do have to admit, times have changed and some things simply do not work the same. I have DirecTV now and do not have local weather on my TV. Many people do not have local numbers in the phone book since we have gone to cell phones exclusively. Companies we work with are not local at all. It’s not as easy to contact them or check your account. For sure, the playing field is different.

People have cited required services as a reason to say no, but even socially, some say we can’t live without it. With family and friends sprawled out over the globe, many keep up with them online. People stay in touch with breaking news online now. CNN, Yahoo, Twitter and Facebook and the like all keep us informed of what is happening.

But I would submit all these are niceties. There is nothing that I do that is not work-related that there is not some phone or paper alternative still. I can still write checks, call for phone numbers, listen to a weather radio, read the newspaper or watch the TV for news, write in a journal, send letters, call my bank for account information, call my family. Sixty years from now in 2071, though, who knows, that might not be the case. Will there even be checks or printed phone books and newspapers down the line? I’m going to guess no, in 60 years, things will be very different.

I am 33, if I live another 60 years then giving up the million dollars for the Internet is like saying I will pay $1300 every single month for every one of those 60 years to be able to go online. I just don’t think I’m willing to do that. If my cable service tried to charge me $1300 this month for the Internet I would say you can kiss my account goodbye!! I am perfectly content with using a phone book, making a call, writing checks, writing in my journal, calling my friends to check up. The question remains will our world continue in such a way that it is possible to live without the Internet? I think that’s the real question here.

So my answer is yes, with the world as-is, I take the money.

Now that I have my million dollars though, what do I do?

I would finally quit work and live off the million dollars in some way. And although one million dollars really isn’t enough for a family to live on for the rest of your lives, it is enough for us to supplement Scott’s income and keep us floating just fine. And I’m guessing I would be spending A LOT of time on the phone getting things done. Have you called an 800 number recently? Aye carumba!

My second option of what I would do is continue to work and use the money missionally. However, I just don’t see me giving up the chance to stay home with my girls.

Perhaps if I went the route of quitting, I would return to work at some point and use the additional money left missionally.

In closing though, giving it up would be HARD. The simple fact is life is changing and most of us are very reliant on the Internet. Beyond the social aspect, we do so many required tasks online. I’m very appreciative that I don’t have to pay for so many checks or sit on 800 number calls constantly or pay to print hundreds of pictures to share with family or handwrite these blog posts or make dozens of long phone calls every day! Yes, the Internet can be a time-waster but I think it is such a time(and money)-saver too. So while I would probably take the million dollars, I still think the Internet has value and I’m not quitting on my own volition anytime soon!