So it finally happened. Santa died. Here’s how it went down.
The big topic of conversation around the house today has been buying the girls a power wheels Barbie jeep. We even went to look at them at WalMart this afternoon just for them to see which they might be interested in getting. Upon finding out they are $300 I explained that we would not be buying one there and we might find one that someone has for sale. Lexi had a suggestion I would love to see work out: “I know! We need to find somebody that’s rich that doesn’t want their money!” If only!
So this evening, devoid of rich people throwing their money away, we searched craigslist and were able to find a few in the area available. So the bedtime conversation consisted of WHEN they were going to get these. I said it was still a little cold to be outside riding them so maybe Easter would be a great time to get a present like that. And this is where we drop in.
Emma: Do you remember last Easter when you surprised me with my bike?
Me: Yep.
Emma: The Easter bunny isn’t real is he?
Me: No. (thankful to have that one off the list)
Emma: Santa’s not real either?
Me: No. *pause* How did you know that? Was that a guess?
Emma: Yes.
(whoops!)
Me: Oh, well, I’m sorry but he’s not real.
Lexi: The tooth fairy either right?
Me: No, not the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny or Santa.
Lexi: So who does the presents?
Me: Me and Daddy. We bought your Nintendo DS’s at Walmart. And we ate the cookies and milk.
Lexi: And who puts the money under the pillow?
Me: Me and Daddy.
Emma: So how do you get under there without waking us up?
I demonstrate sneaking under the pillow which they find amusing.
Lexi, with her little mommy voice on, serious but joking all at the same time: You should be ashamed of yourself!
Me: Why? We were just pretending for a while.
Lexi: Because you were lying for too long!
Me: I’m sorry, I thought you would be mad if you knew Santa wasn’t real.
Lexi: It’s not nice. You lied!
More apologies and an explanation of course that God and Jesus WERE real which was met with basically a “Duh, Mom” reaction.
Emma seemed pretty unphased by all of it. It surprises me Lexi was more mad that we lied versus that any mascots, as Emma calls them, are not real. Kids surprise you sometimes.
So it’s done. They’re all dead. The lying’s done and I’m relieved.
